I'm Mallory; 22;
I follow hockey and baseball like it's my job.
Cabbie Richards and Dan Potash are my spirit animals.
Let's talk sports.
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins